In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.
I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ’em! And I don’t read books, ’cause if they’re any good, they’re gonna make ’em into a miniseries.
Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
There’s so much static electricity in this room, I pick up everything but boys and money.
Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Oh, Sammy’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
You are a pig from hell.
The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.
Ouiser, I’d recognize this penmanship anywhere. You have the handwritin’ of a serial killer.
I find it amusing. Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something. I just sat there. I just held Shelby’s hand. There was no noise, no tremble, just peace. Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life.
One of my favorite movies….EVER! I still laugh, and cry, every time I see it. Have a great hump day, everyone!