Dear Bethenny Frankel,
Hey doll. How are you doing? Great, great. Well, I just wanted to write you a quick little something to express my appreciation to you, reality star.
It all started on the Apprentice. I never got to see that season in it’s entirety but I have seen clips of your contribution. You were such a young whipper snapper there. Who knew your reality bubble would blow up even bigger.
I have to say, I appreciate your neurosis over everything. Maybe it’s because you are the epitome of a NY woman and I’m a Jersey girl, but I
am GET you. I get why you treat your dog Cookie like your baby, I get every single dry humor joke you tell, and I get you “place of yes.” Yup, I get you. And the fact that everything about you is bigger is than life, even your jabs that cut like a knife, makes me think I can’t be so bad.
OK, I’m going to say it: I love that you have your own show now. I don’t have to waste my time watching that “other” show that you’re not on anymore since I only watched it for you. That’s pretty much true for all those housewives shows. There is always a favorite you are tuning in to see. Except the housewives of New Jersey. I tune in to see all of those train wrecks interact with each other. That’s not how real Jersey housewives are, btw. In case you didn’t know that.
I love the relationship you and Jason have. Snarky, witty, but overly-sweet at times. Just like an east coast couple should be. I especially loved when Jason called your pregnant tootsies “little sausage feet.” Just about the
meanest sweetest thing he could have ever said on your honeymoon! Speaking of pregnancies…
I totally appreciate the situation of you being pregnant in your cute wedding dress. I’ve been there sister. I laughed and cried along with you were planning a wedding and oops! Found out that you had a baby in your belly. We went through the same tragic/comedic experience. It was like God wagged his finger and said “You couldn’t wait 8 months until after your wedding day? Naughty Naughty…now this is happening. Boom!” We had 2 months to plan a decent wedding, just like you. Figuring out a dress with a growing belly? Yup, done it. Being in full make up, dress zipped up, ready to walk down the aisle when you have that preggo urge to pee? Been there too. It was fun to see that whole thing on reality TV. I think that was just about one of the “realest” things I’ve ever seen on a reality show.
On a side note: you were Paris and Nicky Hilton’s nanny? Super random. Did any of you rub off on them? I’ll answer that: no.
On another side note: Your name is pretty cool. It was on a short list of names for our duchess, not because it’s your name though. Actually, it was mostly because of the movie Dogma. Have you seen it? It’s a pretty kick-ass movie. You should netflix it sometime.
Anyhow, I just wanted to say hey and tell you that you’re pretty cool and all. Female Mogul. wife, mother, girl on the go, skating superstar(?) and all around funny lady.